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Sex Break or Coffee Break -- The Choice is Yours Jun. 19, 2025
When your bosses said they wanted to increase production, they didn't mean this. "This" is the strat... Read More
Tips on Winning a Breakup From a Hysterical Woman Jun. 14, 2025
Hi, woman here. Sorry to step out of line, but the men need help. It has been brought to the attenti... Read More
Casual NoDay Jun. 12, 2025
Emily Post won't help you. The queen of etiquette, circa 1922, had little to say about what to wear... Read More
Don't Make Me Say It Jun. 07, 2025
My family came to visit me in Florida recently. Their sole request was to patronize a Tijuana Flats ... Read More
Your Resume: Polish It or Pulverize It? Jun. 05, 2025
You never forget your first resume. The excitement. The anticipation. The lies. Sure, you were a fro... Read More
How To Remake a Political Career in Wrestling May. 31, 2025
You do not want to lose the wrestling fans, OK? Few folks are so passionately clear-eyed about their... Read More
Tell Your Inner Critic to Shut It May. 29, 2025
You really aren't any good at your job, and you're even worse at hiding it. The mistakes you make ar... Read More
Workplace Drama Doesn't Work May. 22, 2025
Every office has them: drama queens and drama kings whose highly theatrical soliloquies about their ... Read More
Want a Promotion? Hire a Bodyguard May. 15, 2025
WORK DAZE BY BOB GOLDMAN RELEASE DATE: THURSDAY, APRIL 15, 2025, AND THEREAFTER Want a Promotion? ... Read More
The Realest ID Is the One Left at the Bar May. 10, 2025
I say this as the biggest procrastinator in the world, a habitual April 14 taxpayer, someone who thi... Read More
Your Boss, Your Couch -- What Could Go Wrong? May. 08, 2025
It isn't often that I disagree with The New York Times, but this time, they've gone too far. It was ... Read More
Mild to Moderate Medical Conditions for the End Times May. 03, 2025
In my free time, I've been exclusively watching medical shows and making doctor's appointments. No, ... Read More
Time To Lose the Retirement Blues May. 01, 2025
I have an idea — instead of waking up every morning feeling fraught and frustrated with your j... Read More
Get Ready for a Hot Norovirus Summer Apr. 26, 2025
Hey, you look a little listless, wan from the drudgeries of dry land. With temperatures heating up a... Read More
Whatcha Say -- It's 'Make No Complaints May' Apr. 24, 2025
Congratulations! You made it through "Dry January." It was a struggle, but you did it. Then came "Fr... Read More
The Stress Mess Apr. 17, 2025
Feeling stressed at work? I don't blame you. The economy is looking rocky. The entire concept of jo... Read More
I Am Your New Dishwasher and I Will Destroy You Apr. 12, 2025
Hi, and welcome to your new dishwasher! We hope you enjoy the experience of not quite getting your d... Read More
History Calls -- Wants Money Apr. 11, 2025
I couldn't be more proud. Official word from the Republican Party might be delayed, but for the sake... Read More
Dump the Slump Apr. 10, 2025
It happens every workday morning. You wake up full of energy and optimism. You leap out of bed and r... Read More
Penguin Prime Minister Responds to Trump Tariffs Apr. 05, 2025
Hi, my name is Jeffrey the Macaroni Penguin. I am the prime minister of the penguin contingent on He... Read More
