Stephanie Hayes

Stephanie Hayes

Stephanie Hayes

Stephanie Hayes has been with the Tampa Bay Times since 2003, writing about everything from politics to nightlife with her signature wit and conversational tone. Read more about Stephanie here

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Cracker Barrel Is a Distraction From a Darker American Rebrand Sep 06, 2025

On a rainy Monday, I slid into a seat at Cracker Barrel. The chain's new, doomed logo dotted flatwar... Read More

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Have You Heard of This New Invention Called Cash? Aug 30, 2025

Trying to keep up with the pace of innovation these days feels fruitless. Recent concerns range from... Read More

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A Short Person Ponders the Leg-Lengthening Industry Aug 23, 2025

When I was 16 and applying for my driver's license, I had to provide my height. No one was behind me... Read More

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Are These Lawmakers or Teens Who Love Fart Jokes? Aug 16, 2025

Hey, this is just a quick reminder about how dumb things have gotten. In what way? Well, take your p... Read More