Yea, yea, yea! CoverGirl's new model is Ellen. Ellen DeGeneres. A 50-year-old gay gal who weighs more than 93 pounds.

It doesn't seem possible, right? Aren't models supposed to make us feel old and haggard just by looking at them? Isn't that what makes us run out and buy whatever it is that's making them 93 pounds and 17 years old? (Or alternatively, an all-American male and 27 years old, surrounded by beautiful girls and beer?)

Well, maybe that worked for the first 1,000 years. ...

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