"When's your baby due?" I asked the sales clerk.

"I'm not pregnant."

"Oh."

Sometimes it's difficult for me to tell if a woman's bump is a food baby or a real baby. So, I'm left to wonder, is she, or isn't she? Not that it's any of my business. But the nosy part of my brain wants to know.

My first two pregnancies were in 1983 and 1984. With each pregnancy, I immediately went from wearing normal lingerie to sumo underpants and bras that ...

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